The Size of Your Ship

Aug 21, 2018

You know the old saying, it’s almost a cliché by now: It’s not the size of the ship, it’s the motion of the ocean. We’re talking about penis size, of course, and how apparently it’s more important to have a fat buddy that you can use properly, than a long john that you just show off and flaunt around.


A recent survey I've read states that at least 70% of the women they polled (and they claimed to have polled a LOT of women) prefer men with higher girth on their dicks than higher length, as the G spot for women isn’t located deep inside the vagina, but rather around the upper part of the vulva and on the clitoris.


How does this bode for guys with average sized dicks like me? Well, the survey also found that women prefer a partner who gives her a good foreplay session to get her motions going and that with the right motions even a small prick can feel like a filling chode…


So there you have it, what do all my big dick Erotic Monkey bros think about this? Any lady wanna add into what the surveyed women said?



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jazzygoat :

Of course size matters - dick size matters to a girl same way pussy size matters to a guy. If his dick is too small for you, your pussy is definitely too big for him (and vise versa). People come in all shapes and sizes, find a fit that works ;)

11-19-2018 18:44:57

sarahstarlight :

I agree with.... it’s the motion of the ocean and ....a good foreplay session to get her motions going and that with the right motions even a small prick can feel like a filling chode…

11-15-2018 08:02:26

workout45 :

Long is great to hit that feeling.So length more important than width but long hard thick long lasting rarer than rare

11-10-2018 17:08:30

kingsizesnicker :

I'll show u

11-10-2018 09:51:37

summerlyn :

I'm not a size queen but do love to see a nice fat penis... over all I love visits with small to average sizes

11-08-2018 03:30:22

jennijones :

OMG lol scary when a guy pulls out a football size -------- I pray my hand or in these cases hands can do the trick! if not I can do most ----- but lately " a lot of Large ---- ouching things up. I love a average to small guy visits. I love that.

11-07-2018 18:45:23

vickyinaustin22 :

As long as you know how to use it size is not an issue.

11-05-2018 05:42:36

ifuckasianass :

All I know is every gf I’ve ever had didn’t think that size mattered until they felt me inside of them. I’m not super huge. About 7.5” long and thicker than a hot dog. If anything I’m told I’m the size girls really like. My x-fiancé was a nurse on a urology floor so she saw all kinds of dicks and kept telling me mine was the best. Also, I dated a Korean girl who’s eyes used to unslant when I entered her. All I can say is if I was any thicker I don’t thing girls would let me do anal with them. As it is they always gasp and tell me they’re not sure if they can take me in their ass. They usually can but they always make a unique grunt when I come. Can any girls out there tell me what’s it’s like to feel a dick cum in their ass?

11-02-2018 10:55:30

tonedeff :

Fcuk me with your small cock” said no woman ever? To say size doesn’t matter is inane. For some it does and many women get turned on by the challenge of “Can I take it all?” whereas there’s zero challenge and far less adrenaline rush from getting ready to be penetrated by a 5 incher? Bottom line is this: everyone’s different and this is among other things predicated upon size of the woman’s box. Shallow vagina may not be able to accommodate 7” plus long and so on. If a woman can accommodate big boys without undesired pain, it can be a totally different and perhaps more pleasurable experience

11-02-2018 08:50:16

miavilla22 :

I used to love me a nice long .thick cock.I think I liked it because I looked at it as a challenge for myself.I had to see if I could deep throat it all the way and if I did ; Which was of course The case lol I gave myself in a nice Pat on the Back. But now I think I just really enjoy nice and l Long. A 12 pack is Not the business today ouch!! .

11-01-2018 22:26:52

bella.4.u :

i guess i am not the average because for some reason i love a big, fat, long cock to bust my little pussy wide open, making me feel like i'm being fucked for the first time ever. i absolutely enjoy most when he's in my tight pussy real deep and i get to tell him that he's all the way in my tummy- i can tell he likes to hear that and it turns me on even more when he's feeling good inside and out. when pounding it from behind for a good amount of time is when i'm most likely to cum all over his dick and in the event i begin to get a little dry? that's no problem because i just tell him to spit on it and that's enough to get my juices flowing all over again!

10-31-2018 05:03:23

808er :

I’m a firm believer that in order to satisfy a woman with an orgasm is to start with her head. Getting a woman “ primed “ if you will, starts with mental stimulation , then physical. I’m 6” at best, and that’s after I groom , but I have no problem pleasing woman. I’ve been with 45-50 woman in my time and I can honestly say that 75% came back for more after the first time. However, unlike most men, from what I’ve been told, I know how to eat pussy. When I say that I know what I’m doing, I mean gynecologist know what I’m doing type shit. I’ve orally pleased even the most seasoned working girls in less than 5 minutes of contact. I go straight for the sweet spot! There’s no getting lost when I’m on dive duty. So that’s how I make up for lack of size and sometimes stamina. I’ve been known to be a two minute man, but it’s all good with most women because they were already clawing my skull and curling their toes before I even got my dick wet. That along with sensual kissing of every inch of her body and firm but soft pawing up and down her curves is the way I make them bust. I’m hungry now. Anyone got pussy on the menu?

10-19-2018 19:13:11

jadeup4fun :

I completely agree with the survey. It becomes painful if a long John is pounding away at you for a half hour+. Not to mention IF the guy has any observation skills and notices that he's hurting you, it becomes this awkward session of "Are you OK?" or "Does that hurt?" or worse than all that a session of just the tip and that always sucks (and not in a good way) If he is truely a Long John he should be aware enough to notice that he's hurting you since he's been bragging about how big his junk is since high school gym class when HE noticed it was huge. Most females don't enjoy having a bruised cervex, especially if she is a working girl and has more clients to see in the next 5-10 days (and most working girls do).

10-19-2018 01:00:15

sarahlovenj :

Yes, I would have to agree. I love the girth more than the length. I do not want someone that is in my guts lol. I like my insides lol.

10-15-2018 15:36:17

elwin4 :

Never heard a complaint over my size. Seven inches is plenty but I think it's the girth as well that pleases them. But mostly it's how you present yourself. If a girl is a bitch and I like big boobs I would have to overlook her attitude to enjoy myself.

10-13-2018 16:52:55

steven1974 :

How do you get references built up to give to some girls

10-13-2018 10:54:34

jleno :

I love the loss of breath and the helplessness look they stare into my eyes upon Initial penetration. I know she is gonna get into it when she has it in her hand and says baby you have a big one. That makes that fat cock much harder and you cannot help but just want to have her suck it and fuck it and fuck it and suck it

10-06-2018 16:37:25

misterleo :

I don't which side is more interesting that my wife skips sex because it hurts because of my girth. I've also had performers worry about it. I keep thinking I'm not that big and not that tall/long (yes, both down there and in general). Under the category of making ANYTHING dirty, let's try from Aliens "In the pipe, five by five." ;)

10-03-2018 07:46:34

justamixednympho :

I have some clients that are very self conscious about their “ship”. I tell everyone that will listen I prefer average there is nothing fun about a “ship” beating down my insides I want to feel pleasure not like I’ll have no walls and a sore tummy from being disrespected by a colossal “ship” Pain is great but not in my ocean! Js

10-01-2018 21:36:57

freya_fantasia :

Absolutely true! And I don’t want a really big one. Not really. It will make me sore too fast and I don’t want to get stretched. MOST average sized guys wish they were bigger or think they are smaller than average. Don’t waste any negative thinking on this, you guys. I’m sure you’re fine. And you should definitely not say anything out loud. Because most of the time until you say something, the thought never crosses my mind that you might not be as big as an average guy. You’re also showing me a lack of confidence in yourself that you really don’t need to show. The power of suggestion is a real and strong thing, even for people who know better. What’s really Important in my opinion? Just try! Try to participate 50% of the time. If you’re not good at something, it doesn’t matter nearly as much as the fact that you are trying to do it. Making this a team sport makes it so much more fun for everybody. Trust me on this. If you want to just lie there and let me do all the work, that’s OK with me. But you’re cheating YOURSELF out of an experience that could be really awesome. This is meant to be a two-person activity. If you want it to be realistic, JUST TRY!

09-30-2018 09:33:35

jb2801 :

4136299229 hit me up in western mass with a big cock

09-29-2018 06:49:58

delightfultiffany15 :

Really size doesn't matter its just the motion luv. Any size can make a women climax its just how you work.. I can take any size n work it n please it the way they would like. Especially if you know what your doing. I make those toes curls. Tiffany out of Houston Tx 346-233-0427

09-27-2018 16:14:33

bigsean1 :

I have a 9" cock. Is that small or big or normal ? Do lady's like it hard and deep or what?

09-27-2018 07:25:16

mia415 :

What's funny, for the guy who said he seeks out bigger girls who can take it, is I'm BBW and very tight. Extra cushion for the pushin right? Haven't come across many I can't DT. Text Mia 415-787-6927 in SF. xoxo

09-25-2018 23:06:41

milfcindy :

Motion is the potion

09-25-2018 20:18:07

jayjay0585 :

Grower not a shower, but I also read 7” long at full mass with 61/4” width is most favorable but they like to look at big as a guy does with big tits but I fall in those measurements

09-15-2018 16:19:07

snjgentleman :

I"ve had several ladies ask me to stop .

09-11-2018 20:25:39

thenwkiatgeemale :

I used to think I suffered from “The Irish Curse” but 3 providers have now made me believe otherwise Im good with the world now

09-09-2018 07:46:09

rex12989 :

My shit nice and thick like 7 inch both thick as fuck

09-07-2018 23:00:39

johnhwd :

I’m tired of my large dick being an “issue” with providers. Especially the younger ones. I stroke gently when needed. But to pay premium prices and be told I can only have one position or hear a protest doing *anything* has got me shaking my head. No pun intended.

09-06-2018 07:01:45

bunnyhabit :

i agree to a point fattness gives best pleasure if length exceeds five inches. short strokes diminish pleasure somewhat

09-05-2018 19:04:55

bbkpop :

Definitely girth matters because it rubs against the gspot more, you can try different positions where it angles your jr at her gspot.

09-03-2018 11:05:40

newguy74108 :

Let's use common sense here. If you can make a girl cum with your finger, most dicks can do the job. It's a combination of how well you vibe, pay attention to how she responds to certain positions. And most of all, Keppra a good rhythm! No chick can concentrate on an orgasm if you're starting and stopping like you're having fucking convulsions! Lol! I've known several ladies in the hobby and every single one of them at the same thing. As long as it's not a micropenis, it can work. They all have told me that they've had guys of all sizes and they all say the guys with average penis sizes that know what they are doing make them cum harder then porn dicks. Just because you have a big dick doesn't automatically mean you're good in bed.

09-02-2018 20:38:22

poon_raider :

This is the equivalent of ugly people saying that looks shouldn't matter, its what's on the inside that counts. Size matters!

08-31-2018 07:05:23

missmusthave :

I'd like to add this...I honestly love hard inter course.. However if I could have it my way and just have a man just play with m all day I would take that over the intercourse any day. .

08-29-2018 03:15:37

jefft103 :

i am average length (about 7 1/4) but really wide (6.2" girth). Regular condoms cut off the circulation and don't lead to a very satisfying experience. I broke a few Trojan Bareskins. Lambskins don't protect against STDs and smell bad. I finally found one that appears to fit, Kimono Maxx. I have had a few experiences with ladies that are tight where I just didn't fit.

08-27-2018 19:27:49

pabloplyr :

I agree with mark 100%. There are providers I have come across that actually told me I was too big and was hurting them if they could jerk me off. It doesnt help when some of the girls dont get warmed up with foreplay as they want you to cum as fast as possible, but it is what it is. For this reason I prefer bigger girls when hunting. I feel like they can take more dick, It's my opinion, i may be wrong. The first time I whipped out my dick to my GF (small and petite), she actually told me nope, no way thats going inside me. It took a while but it did go in.

08-27-2018 07:12:47

markssmrk :

Size matters in both directions. A lot of chicks are interested in a big dick until they come face to face with a legit one and then realize the too big is a thing. In a relationship a woman can reasonably enjoy any size. In the hobby a large number of girls aren’t interested in being wrecked multiple times a day by a thick 8-9 incher. In the hobby being bigger can be a detriment for this very reason.

08-26-2018 07:31:30

shadowman3763 :

Im 8 plus and thick. Having said that my oral game is what rocks the ladies. I devour them and only after leaving them shaking do I fill them then paying strick attention to thier responses bringing out the last pleasure they have inside

08-24-2018 22:41:37

boobsman100 :

Size does matter.NO more talk.

08-24-2018 07:09:26

dirtyass :

Im one size fits all up in ya. Makn you feel like a woman i adore.

08-23-2018 23:41:01

delightfultiffany15 :

Hello, actually the size doesn't matter to me, its all about the motion baby

08-23-2018 20:12:55

sxyjanae :

I agree, as long as you know how to work it properly Size Doesn't Matter. It's all about the foreplay... 281 894 1409

08-23-2018 20:06:08

fatbootybaby :

Im available now

08-22-2018 11:51:37

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