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Pussy Insurance

Feb 19, 2015

With Valentines Day being just days removed, I would like to talk about a very serious topic for those of us not in relationships on this day:  Pussy Insurance.  I was “introduced” to this hot girl through an online dating site about two weeks ago and we hit it off.  ...

Caution? Or Racism?

Feb 12, 2015

It’s not exactly a secret. You see it everywhere. On the majority of escort’s main website, or on their ads that they post to BP, and perhaps even here, at Erotic Monkey! There’s an elephant in the room worth mentioning, and it’s a black one. “Please no black men.”“NO AFRICAN-AMERICANS!”“Do ...

Lost my virginity to an escort. Unexpected results Ensued. What happened your first time?

Feb 9, 2015

So, I'm a 20 year old guy. Was a virgin this morning. I had decided a while ago that I was sick of the V-card and wanted to get rid of it. I also didn't want to be extremely awkward and have no idea what I was doing when I ...

Earning Your Escort’s trust.

Jan 27, 2015

Trust, like love, is such a fickle thing. And in this particular aspect, trust is not just fickle, but an absolute luxury and privilege. You hear of stings and undercover cops all the time, which might cause a bit of paranoia in the minds of those that ...

What Makes a Good Client?

Nov 12, 2014

Almost everything that makes a client good is motivated by respect for the escort.A good client recognizes the escort as an individual.First and foremost, a good client is a man who recognizes that his paid companion is an individual woman and he respects her as a person. This usually requires ...

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